Friday, April 4, 2008

sex, lies and celotape

sex sells...and we all shop at the same market.
so maybe we still shake our heads like granmas, wondering where the innocence of television went.
er..hello...television was never innocent. it may have been a bit blind-eyed before..even a tad chicken.
however bausch and laumb made the obvious visible.
SEX SELLS...and boy at what a going rate!
then why are we still tutt-tutting? could it be that even though its all around us, on our deos, milano biscuits, even our commodes, are we still shy of something so 'everywhere'..still shy of sex.?
the state education board thought they could dry up the youth's curiosity about sex by stopping the sex education programs. then afraid it could have severe repercussions, they decided on sex education that wont make mention of the sexual act or of any of the sex organ...er...so an example of the class lecture would be
"so a boy who loves a girl will show his Love..and then baby is born"
-"but ma'am how does he show his love?"
" by getting married..and don't ask questions pintu!!!"
so what does pintu do now?? well simply watch a season of friends. he not only gets to know how BEST to show his love, but also knows that he's gotta show it in a rubber!
i think sex is a brilliant marketing concept. i for one, would rather buy a can of axe for their devilish ads than a bottle of zatak..then again i don't really have a thing for being followed by hundred year old Egyptian mummies. these guys at the TV, found their niche and they're sticking with it..for what could be better... and war unable to compete has been trenched.
so love rules..or does love making?

5 comments:

Yashvir Dalaya said...

Very well put. You have a way with words. No wonder you almost managed to seduce me with them. But well written. It's always a pleasure to see such good work. Gives me hope it does!

Unknown said...

well said...

Kjo said...

Whoah.. gal that was so good. You rock rebel, THE BEST. So nicely drafted, i mean the content. Every statement made me realise the value of blogging. Too good, so open, blowing my mind away with your WIT. Perfectly pictured, am I repeating the same thing again and again but with a different dict, lol, you made me do so, after reading this post. The headline, content whoah fantabulous, do keep posting rebel and do play safe ;)

Sue said...

Catchy title...I like....Sex is more than just "Love making"....making it hard to explain, live with or without and even harder to perfect....The mystery keeps us wanting more, i guess....it's what makes it sooo appealing!!!Bravooo!!!

Anonymous said...

you should post more often...