undercover drop

we live in a time of secrecy...no one knows what is. and yet lying captive in all these constrains we dip it low- pick it up slow- turn it all around and...
as i glance at the numerous pieces of lingerie lacing the walls of this store i wonder..which dimwitted git decided that it was worth wearing underwear?
Throughout early Greece, Rome and Egypt, one rule held: the higher your status in society, the more clothes you wore. Slaves often wore nothing at all. how come then has this rule been turned on its head..today the higher ure status, the smaller the bloomers.
so would it be right to imagine that while a domestic help might wear granny undies, her memsahib dorns thongs?

underwear amazes me...amuses me...
i remember going to the lingerie store the first time without my mum...new to this line of shopping the sales BOY boringly asked me what kind of underwear i wanted.

--well underwear...what do u mean by what kind? are u talking about brands??

--no ma'am, what type of chuddies are u looking for.?

--clean ones??

--with a disgruntled look- do u want bikini panties?

--er..no no..I'm not going swimming!

--(sigh) do u want g-strings?

--what!!! u guys sell music notes here as well?

by this point i was too afraid to extend the show of my stupidity, and quickly left the shop.

today undies, hide as well as reveal...for example

if she had dorned on a pair, Britney would have hidden what no one really wanted to see in the first place, while on the other hand Djimon Hounsou, in his crisp white ck's, revealed to us what we did not even know was there!!
the underwear industry has seeped into all of society..even Adam after eating the deceitful apple decided to wear a fig leaf....the prototype of the contemporary brief?
the whole idea behind underwear was to prevent you outer clothes from chaffing you, and also to absorb any sweat...in case u end up sweating your ass off!



but today with advances in air conditioning as well as fabric manufacturing....

couldn't we just as easily drop it like its hot(because its hot!!)