Tooth about Dentists

evil crazy dentists
live to make me cry
crazy evil dentists
their drills just want to pry
Psychotic old dentists
they can't even see your teeth
unqualified dentists
once done offer you a sweet!
Lara Rebello

Stinky Oinky

stinking little piggy
came snortng down my lane
stinking little piggy
drove my poor nosrtils insane
stinking little piggy
stinks so much, i dont know how
no more stinking little piggy
just stinking choris pao!
Lara Rebello

point to make

my best friend is a porcupine
he’s quite the prickly sort
and though his needles are two feet long
he is still pretty short.
one day I mistook him
for what might be a chair
too tired to keep standing
I plunked on what was there
my best friend isn’t a porcupine
I can’t stand the prickley lot
for all I did in friendship
Now a cactus butt is what i’ve got!!
— Lara Rebello

running knows

My nose has got quite runny
my head is spinning too,
and everytime I sneeze—i sneeze and run out of tissue
my voice has gotten blockey
my sniffles have increased
and if I continue long this way
I soon will be desceased!
— Lara Rebello

fowl food

I went to catch a chicken,
I wanted one quite bad
but my feathered feast kept avoiding me
and that just got me mad.
sharpened was my knife, hot my skillet too,
but the stupid li’l chicken didn’t want to be my stew.
—Lara Rebel

sheep ship

three little sheep—in a boat
three little sheep and a grumbling goat.
"whose doing the rocking?"
"why is there so much water?"
The grumbling goat continued,
for a hour and a quater
The three little sheep couldnt take it any more
now the boat’s got three little sheep
and the goat’s on the ocean floor.
—Lara. Rebel