Lay Pride

I might be one of them, but i sure can recognise another rotten apple when i see one. And what's worse than an elitist snob having graduated with a PhD in Smartassism?!
Knowledge is money
Knowledge is status and knowledge is that little voice in your head that tells you that you know more than the bloke standing across from you.
I has been widely amusing, the line about how if you think your very smart, your clearly not smart enough. And yet people who read that line, think they know better.
So what about all those A grade dooshbags, walking around, too clever to get the Einstein out of their hair? Their zero numbered spectacles placed gingerly at the bridge of their noses. Do they know that their own knowledge of their being knowledgeable makes them less of a know it all?
Im going to play dumb,
and laugh at you in my head.

Things i love

1: cheese cake

2: Rain

3: Joeanne

4: Books

5: The beach

6: Rock and roll

7: sleeping

8: Port wine

9: Fresh mornings

10: breakfast in bed

My party lines

it's Saturday night..time to PARTEY!
i hate that line. i hate people who say that as well. i hate people who are out every sat nite PARTEYing. i hate the PARTEYs.
now don't take me for someone who stands out side the line, looking in at all the fun.
i have joined in these soirees. i have laughed and tet-a-teted with the night celebrities.
I carry along a wad of lines to use while out partying. Things that get me a free drink or allow me to get introduced to the cute guy I'm checking out. Either way they are simply lines, fake and frilly. But all have underlying meanings, which i plan to reveal today int eh exclusive,

WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT BLOG POST

No1> "Wow! i love your shoes, where from?"
Meaning: I've scanned you completely and cant find any other part of you to compliment. Also I'd rather talk about something that sole full than attempt for something soulful.

No2> "Oh! yeah I'm on work duty.."
Meaning: I'm bored but I'd rather fake working than stand here talking to you

No3> "No thanks, I'm happy with my coke."
Meaning: i wouldn't take a drink from you, for fear that you might spike it. Also i want to stay sober and remember your face, so i can avoid you the next time

No4> "Hey, oh yeah, i haven't been out because i had other things to do"
Meaning: I'd rather stay at home reading a book about Russian communists, than come to a club and watch them instead dancing around poles, giggling at the lame jokes thrown out by desperate rich men.

No5> "Nah, still single"
Meaning: I haven't been able to find any one worth my wit

No6> "I'm concentrating on my self right now."
Meaning: I'd rather die an old hag than date you. I mean seriously! Do you think i would want to pick my next boy friend in a club!!!!???

No7> "Oh, man, you are so funny"
Meaning: i beg you to stop talking and just get my Pepsi refill

No8> "Oh we were just discussing the new book by Salman Rushdie...."
Response: "*awkward silence"
Here, switch to line No1
"Wow, i love your shoes,w here did you get them from?
Meaning: Do u know about anything aside from the latest fad diet? —
Oh no. you don't? — Well at least you have nice shoes!