I might be one of them, but i sure can recognise another rotten apple when i see one. And what's worse than an elitist snob having graduated with a PhD in Smartassism?!
Knowledge is money
Knowledge is status and knowledge is that little voice in your head that tells you that you know more than the bloke standing across from you.
A popular saying, said something to mean that if you knew you were smart, you weren't smart enough.
So what about all those A grade dooshbags, walking around, too clever to get the Einstein out of their hair. Their zero numbered spectacles placed gingerly at the bridge of their nose's. Do they know that their own knowledge of their being knowledgeable makes them less of a know it all?
I envy the red neck laughing at a Yo Mama joke. He's laughing, while you bury your nose in a glass of pitiful Nilaya wine..

broken heart

It happened again,
and again and again.
the love happend and
it happened again.
It shook the ground
just teh earth that she palced her feet on
It shook for days
thretened never to rest
Her heart did the same
But it stopped. It stopped
like the calm before a thunderstorm
ans she waited, holding her breath for the worst to happen.
Nothing did. So she picked up what had fallen
salvaged what didnot break.
And walked on. The lanslide blocked out the past

Things i love

1: cheese cake

2: Rain

3: Joeanne

4: Books

5: The beach

6: The guy who plays rock and roll

7: sleeping

8: Port wine

9: Fresh mornings

10: breakfast in bed

listing life

Level 1:(X) Smoked A Cigarette(X) Smoked A Cigar(X ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(X) Drank

2(X) Are / Been In Love(X) Been Dumped(X) Shoplifted() Been Fired(X) Been In A Fist

4(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person(X) Skipped School(X) Slept With A Co-worker(X) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 5() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends( ) Been To Paris( ) Been To Spain( X) Been On A Plane(X) Thrown Up From

6(X ) Eaten Sushi( ) Been Snowboarding(X) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook( ) Been in a Mosh

7( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship(X) Taken Pain Killers(X) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By( ) Made A Snow

8(X) Had A Tea Party(X) Flown A Kite(X) Built A Sand Castle(X) Gone mudding (offroading)(X) Played Dress

9(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves( ) Gone Sledging(X) Cheated While Playing A Game(X) Been Lonely(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

10(X) Watched The Sun Set(X) Felt An Earthquake(X ) Killed A snake

11(X) Been Tickled(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized(X) Been cheated on(X) Been Misunderstood

12(X ) Won A Contest(X) Been Suspended From School(X) Had Detention(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

13( ) Had / Have Braces( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night(X) Danced in the moonlight

14(X) Hated The Way You Look(X) Witnessed A Crime(X) Pole Danced(X) Questioned Your Heart(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

15(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud(X) Been Lost( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World(X) Swam In The Ocean(X) Felt Like You Were Dying

16(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep(X) Played Cops And Robbers(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers(X) Sang Karaoke(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

17(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't(X) Made Prank Phone Calls(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose(X) Kissed In The Rain

18(X)Written A Letter To Santa Claus(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About(X) Blown Bubbles(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

19(X) Crashed A Party( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading(X) Had A Wish Come True( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

20(X) Worn Pearls( ) Jumped Off A Bridge: off a wall of a bridge(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"( ) Swam With Dolphins.

22(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube(X) Kissed A Fish(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes(X) Sat On A Roof Top

23(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs( ) Done / ATTEMPTED A One-Handed Cartwheel(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours(X) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

24( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree(X) Climbed A Tree(X ) Had/Been In A Tree House(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

25(X) Believed In Ghosts( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes( ) Gone Streaking(X) Visited Jail

26(X) Played Chicken(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger(X) Broken A Bone(X) Been Easily Amused

27(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one(X) Caught A Butterfly(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed

28( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You(X) Cheated On A Test(X) Forgotten Someone's Name( ) French Braided Someones Hair(X) Gone Skinny Dipping( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House(X) Tried to hurt yourself

29(X) Rode A Roller Coaster( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling(X) Had A Cavity(X) Black-Mailed Someone(X) Been Black Mailed

31(X) Been Used(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs( ) Licked A Cat(X) Bitten Someone(X) Licked Someone

32( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (does bee bee gun count lol)(X) Had sex in the rain(X) Flattened someones tires(X) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on(X) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel

TOTAL: 106
DONE A BIT, BUT STILL NEED TO LICK A CAT AND GO TO SPAIN! :D

My party lines

it's Saturday night..time to PARTEY!
i hate that line. i hate people who say that as well. i hate people who are out every sat nite PARTEYing. i hate the PARTEYs.
now don't take me for someone who stands out side the line, looking in at all the fun.
i have joined in these soirees. i have laughed and tet-a-teted with the night celebrities.
I carry along a wad of lines to use while out partying. Things that get me a free drink or allow me to get introduced to the cute guy I'm checking out. Either way they are simply lines, fake and frilly. But all have underlying meanings, which i plan to reveal today int eh exclusive,

WHAT DOES SHE MEAN BY THAT BLOG POST

No1> "Wow! i love your shoes, where from?"
Meaning: I've scanned you completely and cant find any other part of you to compliment. Also I'd rather talk about something that sole full than attempt for something soulful.

No2> "Oh! yeah I'm on work duty.."
Meaning: I'm bored but I'd rather fake working than stand here talking to you

No3> "No thanks, I'm happy with my coke."
Meaning: i wouldn't take a drink from you, for fear that you might spike it. Also i want to stay sober and remember your face, so i can avoid you the next time

No4> "Hey, oh yeah, i haven't been out because i had other things to do"
Meaning: I'd rather stay at home reading a book about Russian communists, than come to a club and watch them instead dancing around poles, giggling at the lame jokes thrown out by desperate rich men.

No5> "Nah, still single"
Meaning: I haven't been able to find any one worth my wit

No6> "I'm concentrating on my self right now."
Meaning: I'd rather die an old hag than date you. I mean seriously! Do you think i would want to pick my next boy friend in a club!!!!???

No7> "Oh, man, you are so funny"
Meaning: i beg you to stop talking and just get my Pepsi refill

No8> "Oh we were just discussing the new book by Salman Rushdie...."
Response: "*awkward silence"
Here, switch to line No1
"Wow, i love your shoes,w here did you get them from?
Meaning: Do u know about anything aside from the latest fad diet? —
Oh no. you don't? — Well at least you have nice shoes!

this isn't sadness. This isn't lonliness either. This is some quantum of ethereal space, amidst which i am floating. No need for gravity, no NEED.

i have decided to spend new year's in my own company. Alone? Maybe, but not lonely.

What a tumultuous year has gone by, and i see that more rises and falls are to happen. i would like to start the year in calmness. No big bang for me. Simple quite...no dressing up, or dancing, or drinking. Simply be rested. The first day of the year should reflect the rest of it, and i would like mine to start with a quest for nirvana.
Lets see how my search continues, but for now, bonn anniversarie!

when life's a gamble

I'm not one for the tables. I can barely hold a set of cards right, let alone play a game decently. My failure at winning a simple game of DONKEY, led me to completely dislike all games of cards, and in the process, stood me against gambling quite strongly. Gambling i believe is firstly for people with money to throw around. I don't have that sort of money. I barely make ends meet and i don't plan on loosing my rent money on a game of Black Jack. Al this withstanding, recently a friend got me to come aboard one of those floating casinos, for a bit of lady luck langdi. I made a fuss, but at last accented. I have often enough been to casinos for my stories, and this one was no different. OK, so maybe I want being shown around like at all the other places, since i Left he TOI tag at home, but it was nice none the less. The upstairs open areas is one kept for dancing, with a live band and a free bar. It is also where gamblers come for a quick smoke before hitting the tables again. I sat sipping my second Pepsi, watching middle aged, and those on the wrong side of middle age, dancing to a number of bollywood numbers, while laughing and drinking. These were not crass people, they were well dress, mild speaking tourists, all down for a bit of masti.

Off to the gambling area, i promised to kept o the slot machines, but found them dreadfully boring and instead decided to watch my friends bet away their earning.

Things didn't go just as easy as that. With all that free booze the friends got to tipsy to even stand properly, and i found it left to me to continue the betting. With no idea of how to play any of the games, i started off with five card poker and then to black jack. Oddly enough, i was winning. Not willing to get like the rest, i stuck to coffee and Pepsi's and found it helped my game considerably. I was winning, and being wise while at it. By the end of the night, i had made Friends with most of the staff, an bunch of the customers, and even went home, (well since it wasn't my money, id have to say my friend went home, with twice ass much as what they came with)

A good experience none the less, i would still guarantee myself, that a personal visit to a gambling joint is way out of my interest. I plan to stick to wasting my money on food and movies.

Moral: go ahead gamble, just use someone else's money