Sunday, September 6, 2009
Knowledge is money
Knowledge is status and knowledge is that little voice in your head that tells you that you know more than the bloke standing across from you.
A popular saying, said something to mean that if you knew you were smart, you weren't smart enough.
So what about all those A grade dooshbags, walking around, too clever to get the Einstein out of their hair. Their zero numbered spectacles placed gingerly at the bridge of their nose's. Do they know that their own knowledge of their being knowledgeable makes them less of a know it all?
I envy the red neck laughing at a Yo Mama joke. He's laughing, while you bury your nose in a glass of pitiful Nilaya wine..
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
broken heart
and again and again.
the love happend and
it happened again.
It shook the ground
just teh earth that she palced her feet on
It shook for days
thretened never to rest
Her heart did the same
But it stopped. It stopped
like the calm before a thunderstorm
ans she waited, holding her breath for the worst to happen.
Nothing did. So she picked up what had fallen
salvaged what didnot break.
And walked on. The lanslide blocked out the past
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Things i love
1: cheese cake
2: Rain
3: Joeanne
4: Books
5: The beach
6: The guy who plays rock and roll
7: sleeping
8: Port wine
9: Fresh mornings
10: breakfast in bed
listing life
Level 1:(X) Smoked A Cigarette(X) Smoked A Cigar(X ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex(X) Drank
2(X) Are / Been In Love(X) Been Dumped(X) Shoplifted() Been Fired(X) Been In A Fist
4(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person(X) Skipped School(X) Slept With A Co-worker(X) Seen Someone / Something Die
Level 5() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends( ) Been To Paris( ) Been To Spain( X) Been On A Plane(X) Thrown Up From
6(X ) Eaten Sushi( ) Been Snowboarding(X) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook( ) Been in a Mosh
7( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship(X) Taken Pain Killers(X) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By( ) Made A Snow
8(X) Had A Tea Party(X) Flown A Kite(X) Built A Sand Castle(X) Gone mudding (offroading)(X) Played Dress
9(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves( ) Gone Sledging(X) Cheated While Playing A Game(X) Been Lonely(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
10(X) Watched The Sun Set(X) Felt An Earthquake(X ) Killed A snake
11(X) Been Tickled(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized(X) Been cheated on(X) Been Misunderstood
12(X ) Won A Contest(X) Been Suspended From School(X) Had Detention(X) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
13( ) Had / Have Braces( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night(X) Danced in the moonlight
14(X) Hated The Way You Look(X) Witnessed A Crime(X) Pole Danced(X) Questioned Your Heart(X) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
15(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud(X) Been Lost( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World(X) Swam In The Ocean(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
16(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep(X) Played Cops And Robbers(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers(X) Sang Karaoke(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
17(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't(X) Made Prank Phone Calls(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose(X) Kissed In The Rain
18(X)Written A Letter To Santa Claus(X) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About(X) Blown Bubbles(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
19(X) Crashed A Party( ) Have Travelled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People(X) Gone Rollerskating / Blading(X) Had A Wish Come True( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
20(X) Worn Pearls( ) Jumped Off A Bridge: off a wall of a bridge(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"( ) Swam With Dolphins.
22(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube(X) Kissed A Fish(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes(X) Sat On A Roof Top
23(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs( ) Done / ATTEMPTED A One-Handed Cartwheel(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 4 Hours(X) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
24( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree(X) Climbed A Tree(X ) Had/Been In A Tree House(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
25(X) Believed In Ghosts( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes( ) Gone Streaking(X) Visited Jail
26(X) Played Chicken(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger(X) Broken A Bone(X) Been Easily Amused
27(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one(X) Caught A Butterfly(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
28( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You(X) Cheated On A Test(X) Forgotten Someone's Name( ) French Braided Someones Hair(X) Gone Skinny Dipping( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House(X) Tried to hurt yourself
29(X) Rode A Roller Coaster( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling(X) Had A Cavity(X) Black-Mailed Someone(X) Been Black Mailed
31(X) Been Used(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs( ) Licked A Cat(X) Bitten Someone(X) Licked Someone
32( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (does bee bee gun count lol)(X) Had sex in the rain(X) Flattened someones tires(X) Rode your bike/Driven your car until the fuel light came on(X) Got five pounds or less worth of fuel
TOTAL: 106
DONE A BIT, BUT STILL NEED TO LICK A CAT AND GO TO SPAIN! :D
Monday, January 19, 2009
My party lines
i hate that line. i hate people who say that as well. i hate people who are out every sat nite PARTEYing. i hate the PARTEYs.
now don't take me for someone who stands out side the line, looking in at all the fun.
i have joined in these soirees. i have laughed and tet-a-teted with the night celebrities.
I carry along a wad of lines to use while out partying. Things that get me a free drink or allow me to get introduced to the cute guy I'm checking out. Either way they are simply lines, fake and frilly. But all have underlying meanings, which i plan to reveal today int eh exclusive,
Meaning: I've scanned you completely and cant find any other part of you to compliment. Also I'd rather talk about something that sole full than attempt for something soulful.
No2> "Oh! yeah I'm on work duty.."
Meaning: I'm bored but I'd rather fake working than stand here talking to you
No3> "No thanks, I'm happy with my coke."
Meaning: i wouldn't take a drink from you, for fear that you might spike it. Also i want to stay sober and remember your face, so i can avoid you the next time
No4> "Hey, oh yeah, i haven't been out because i had other things to do"
Meaning: I'd rather stay at home reading a book about Russian communists, than come to a club and watch them instead dancing around poles, giggling at the lame jokes thrown out by desperate rich men.
No5> "Nah, still single"
Meaning: I haven't been able to find any one worth my wit
No6> "I'm concentrating on my self right now."
Meaning: I'd rather die an old hag than date you. I mean seriously! Do you think i would want to pick my next boy friend in a club!!!!???
No7> "Oh, man, you are so funny"
Meaning: i beg you to stop talking and just get my Pepsi refill
No8> "Oh we were just discussing the new book by Salman Rushdie...."
Response: "*awkward silence"
Here, switch to line No1
"Wow, i love your shoes,w here did you get them from?
Meaning: Do u know about anything aside from the latest fad diet? —
Oh no. you don't? — Well at least you have nice shoes!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
i have decided to spend new year's in my own company. Alone? Maybe, but not lonely.
What a tumultuous year has gone by, and i see that more rises and falls are to happen. i would like to start the year in calmness. No big bang for me. Simple quite...no dressing up, or dancing, or drinking. Simply be rested. The first day of the year should reflect the rest of it, and i would like mine to start with a quest for nirvana.
Lets see how my search continues, but for now, bonn anniversarie!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
when life's a gamble

